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Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer races, according to their playstyles

projectxa3:

Human: “We may not be the most powerful, but we can react to anything and still kick some serious ass!”

Salarian: “Let the others fight harder; we can fight smarter.”

Asari: “With our powers, we shall rend our enemies asunder! For Thessia!”

Turian: “Mobility and marksmanship are the way to victory, and control of the battlefield is the key to both.”

Quarian: “Technology and ingenuity are our way forward, in life and in combat.”

Volus: “The best squad-support system money can buy!”

Geth: “Deployable support systems and self-sustaining combat tactics will succeed.”

Krogan: “LAST ONE TO DIE’S A FUCKING COWARD!”

Let’s start a positivity chain!

projectxa3:

caydefillionfour:

luckybreadllamas:

lanean:

isolatedgingernerd:

finnofamerica:

storiesbycaroline:

ruins-of-gold:

ohlooksheswriting:

strawberryspaceship:

all-down-hill-from-here:

the-writers-blocks:

ashesconstellation:

kainablue:

writersshock:

lnevada:

bluewritesforever:

Say something nice about yourself OR something nice that you did today for yourself or someone else and then tag 4 other people to do the same!

Me: I took pictures without snapchat filters on me and I love how they came out. you can see my beauty naturally.

(tagging: @scholarlypidgeot @nepeinthe @distance-does-not-matter @the-ichor-of-ruination )

I took time out of my busy schedule and went shopping and cooked a healthy lunch for myself.

(Tagging: @writersshock, @sashathewriter, @ink-on-poppies, @thewalkingkylo)

I woke up and didn’t kill myself. Honestly, that’s where I am right now. I’m also rewatching all of That 70s Show but we’re not talking about that. Ooh, also, I’m writing a little bit. Not much but I AM WRITING.

Congrats @bluewritesforever and @lnevada!

(Tagging: @aysunastron, @kainablue, @grimmwrites, @hazeywrites)

Positivity stuff is my jam! Thank you @writersshock! Okay, I earned some money today by teaching online and I drew my OC Kalina a little bit.

I’m tagging @ajtorres0 @jess—writes @effects-of-growing-up and @ashesconstellation

thanks 💙 @kainablue

I studied a lot today and was very productive!

(tagging: @the-writers-blocks @i-rove-rock-n-roll @jess—writes @

Thank you @ashesconstellation!

I began working on a solid outline for my WIP, so now I have some idea of where it’s going!

Tagging: @writersloth, @omgbrekkerkaz, @magi-x, @lmorasey

I was tagged on my other blog (@writersloth) but I’m just doing it here!🌸

I got out of bed and ate breakfast. I fixed my computer so I can write on it, and therefore I have gotten 500 words down.

I’m tagging @abalonetea because you’re an amazing artist, @nerocael because your edits are magical, and @strawberryspaceship because your moodboars are beautiful ❤️

I actually got tagged in this a few times.

I slept in today and finally started catching up on one of my favorite shows

@theshadowsofthenight @killer-badass @katabasiss @ohlooksheswriting

Thanks a bunch for the tag @strawberryspaceship !

I have a cold and lost my voice so I couldn’t quite speak today, but I made sure to attend my classes, check out the library books I’ll be needing for my exams, and finally took my laptop in for repairs!

@writings-of-a-tired-ravenclaw , @writings-of-a-narwhal , @abalonetea , @thethew , @polapipo , @golden-eyed-writer 

Thanks for tagging @ohlooksheswriting!!!

I gave correct replies in Urdu period and I’m proud because Urdu is hard!

@ratherinterestingmilkshake @epicene-street-light @storiesbycaroline :D

I was tagged by @ruins-of-gold thanks:)

Last night I decided to stay home from my school’s homecoming game to get some much needed sleep and tonight I am going to the dance with my best friend :) I have been getting sick lately (and am sick now) so I was taking care of myself!

@finnofamerica @fortisfiliae @madformoony @sly-vixen-up2nogood

Tagged by @storiesbycaroline

I slept in today and it was nice.

@outofet @debrisdross @1purplepanda @isolatedgingernerd

I’m going to put in an audition to answer Lin Manuel Miranda’s world-wide casting call for the In The Heights movie!!! I’m so excited!

@tequila-stat @stormcellarwitch @flyingdutchgirl07

I got three Halloween cards in the mail, and I found out that I get to stay in one of the most haunted hotels in America next week! 👻

Tagging @anagha-draws @extranzia @hello-kati @luckybreadllamas

I took really dumb selfies in the bathroom mirror after my shower as I had sonic the hedgehog hair!! (Also totally not an excuse to take more photos of my purple hair)


Tagging @sixofcaydes @caydefillionfour @eatmyflames @positivitywithcoral

I gave my dog a hug and I got to 599 Light Level on Destiny 2 hell yeah


Tagging @yan-and-fandoms @cup-of-nerdom @ask-variks @cayde-6-imagines

I did laundry and showered and had more than just a donut for breakfast and haad a dinner and did 1/3 of my youth protection training for scouts and celebrated Vault Day by finally going to Far Harbor on my new FO4 character

Tagging nobody because I don’t know anyone on here to tag them but that’s okay.

aerogrammestudio:
“From How I Became a Famous Novelist by Steve Hely
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Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

aaaaaa 😭💚🌸

This is so cute please do ir

projectxa3:

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This is what happens to kids with ADHD who, instead of getting help and treatment, get told to try harder.

THANK
YOU
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MUCH
*sobs into hand*

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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones

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the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.

But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.

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How could you forget this one though

I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.

So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.

Art world is not thrilled with that.

Enter Stuart Semple.

Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.

Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.

Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”

Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.

Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.

He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.

Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.

So I think we can guess who got the better deal.

And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.

…But not quite.

Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.

No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.

The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.

Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.

So that’s been the art world for the last two years.

Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.

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Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”

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ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!

I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life

im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands

Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:

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Two things:

1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.

2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple

I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.

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Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor

He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god

It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.

An older project, but he also did this:

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oh dude hes metal as fuck 

Every addition to this post is better than the last.

Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again?

Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it.

Me:

Me: :)

cerusee:

mikkeneko:

cipheramnesia:

And before that, recognize that lives are worth more than any measure of efficiency.

wetwareproblem:

Step one in measuring the efficiency of any public works program should be to recognize that profit is inefficiency. Profit means you’re taking more than needed from the people you’re serving, or serving less than you could.

And once you recognize that, it’s basically impossible for corporations to catch up.

cipheramnesia:

Also, part of the mandate of public service is having to serve the public in ways that are not “efficient” (ie profitable) according to private sectors, like offering accommodations to disabled people, serving the poor at no cost, etc. And even with those in place, they’re still more efficient by any measure. Like, literally giving things away has long term lasting benefits but the private sector doesn’t care about widespread long term benefits. It’s nuts.

alaric-greyson:

An extra point here just to add to OPs statement:  those “efficient” privately run programs for profit almost always get that way by either denying their services to people or by increasing their revenue collection methods.

So if your local government fully privatizes the local public transit then you can count on the private company cutting “unprofitable” routes which often translates to “routes that poor people use.”  If they privatize parking enforcement in your city, then you can count on seeing an increase of tickets being written as quotas take over for judgement calls, as writing tickets becomes the company’s source of revenue rather than a means to keep people from parking where they’re not supposed to.

cipheramnesia:

It’s always weird when arguments break out over the efficiency of public run, tax funded programs compared to corporate, for profit, private run programs because there’s all these hypothetical ideas while practical, real world programs exist and have demonstrated as conclusively as is possible within the realm of either theory or practice that the public programs are the best option.

And there’s always some examples of efficient private, for profit programs which always inevitably prove to be either corporations manipulating their results or exploiting resources for unsustainable long term operations. And when public programs have examples of lack of efficiency it’s inevitably some sort of fuckery by private companies to manipulate their funding or operations to try and kill the public option which they can’t actually compete with on a level playing field and we’re still sitting here watching these arguments play out while we die for lack of public funded assistance.

Also, I think a lot of people who are under the impression that private is more efficient than public – well, a lot of that is propaganda, but a lot of the rest  of that is just a matter of scale.

The more you scale up an operation, the less efficient and more bureaucratic it becomes. Full stop. By definition, because the system has to account for (in the case of the USA, for example) upwards of three hundred million unique, individual circumstances. Do you know why the tax code is so complicated? It’s not because the government loooOOooooves paperwork and wants to make citizens suffer. It’s because there are so many people and they have so many  different financial circumstances and they all  have. to be allowed for.

private systems look efficient and streamlined because they’re small. as they scale up, they get less streamlined. efficiency is not a mark of superior management, it is a mark of smaller population base. usually, in the case of private-run public services, artificially small by means of deliberately excluding large swathes of the population.

via @mikkeneko

 #source#i have worked for a small company #i have worked for a large company #i have worked for a medium sized company that started small and is getting larger #the streamlining and efficiency decreases in DIRECT proportion   #to the size of the company                                                            

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does anyone remember those stick figure fighting gifs that people used to use as their icons on forums

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holy shit this thing is old

This gif is actually older then some of the people on this site

2003/12/07………….

Oh, I used to collect these and similar gif stories because I really enjoyed them. I’ll post a few with the dates between 2001-2007 on my old laptop. I have no idea what the sources are.  

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Also there’s THAT fucking gem I just found. Holy shit I remember that green color. 

Man that makes me feel old

17776 IS A YEAR OLD HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUNKY SATELLITES

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Please read 17776.

17776 is legit one of the greatest sci-fi stories I’ve ever encountered, please read it

This is amazing. Dedicate a couple hours to reading/watching this as it is a masterpiece. I’ve never read anything quite like it and I doubt I will again.

Just…trust me.

happy 2nd year anniversary!

Holy fuck I forgot that existed.

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writing-prompt-s:

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

It isn’t uncommon for this particular demon to be summoned—from exhausting Halloween party pranks in abandoned barns to more legitimate (more exhausting) ceremonies in forests—but it has to admit, this is the first time it’s been called forth from its realm into a claustrophobic living room bathed in the dull orange-pink glow of old glass lamps and a multitude of wide-eyed, creepy antique porcelain dolls that could give Chucky a run for his money with all of their silent, seething stares combined. Accompanying those oddities are tea cup and saucer sets on shelves atop frilly doilies crocheted with the utmost care, and cross-stitched, colorful ‘Home Sweet Home’s hung across the wood-paneled walls.

It’s a mistake—a wrong number, per se. No witch it’s ever known has lived in such an, ah, dated, home. Furthermore, no practitioner that ever summoned it has been absent, as if they’d up and ding-dong ditched it. No, it didn’t work that way. Not at all. Not if they want to survive the encounter.

It hears the clinking of movement in the room adjacent—the kitchen, going by the pungent, bitter scent of cooled coffee and soggy, sweet sponge cakes, but more jarring is the smell of blood. It moves—feels something slip beneath its clawed foot as it does, and sees a crocheted blanket of whites and greys and deep black yarn, wound intricately, perfectly, into a summoning circle. Its summoning circle. There is a small splash of bright scarlet and sharp, jagged bits of a broken curio scattered on top, as if someone had dropped it, attempted to pick it up the pieces and pricked their finger. It would explain the blood. And it would explain the demon being brought into this strange place.

As it connects these pieces in its mind, the inhabitant of the house rounds the corner and exits the kitchen, holding a damp, white dish towel close to her hand and fumbling with the beaded bifocals hanging from her neck by a crocheted lanyard before stopping dead in her tracks.

Now, to be fair, the demon wouldn’t ordinarily second guess being face-to-face with a hunchbacked crone with a beaked nose, beady eyes and a peculiar lack of teeth, or a spidery shawl and ankle-length black dress, but there is definitely something amiss here. Especially when the old biddy lets her spectacles fall slack on her bosom and erupts into a wide, toothy (toothless) grin, eyes squinting and crinkling from the sheer effort of it.

“Todd! Todd, dear, I didn’t know you were visiting this year! You didn’t call, you didn’t write—but, oh, I’m so happy you’re here, dear! Would it have been too much to ask you to ring the doorbell? I almost had a heart attack. And don’t worry about the blood, here—I had an accident. My favorite figure toppled off of the table and cleanup didn’t go as expected. But I seem to recall you are quite into the bloodshed and ‘edgy’ stuff these days, so I don’t suppose you mind.” She releases a hearty, kind laugh, but it isn’t mocking, it’s sweet. Grandmotherly. The demon is by no means sentimental or maudlin, but the kindness, the familiarity, the genuine fondness, does pull a few dusty old nostalgic heartstrings. “Imagine if it leaves a scar! It’d be a bit ‘badass,’ as you teenagers say, wouldn’t it?”

She is as blind as a bat without her glasses, it would appear, because the demon is by no means a ‘Todd’ or a human at all, though humanoid, shrouded in sleek, black skin and hard spikes and sharp claws. But the demon humors her, if only because it had been caught off guard.

The old woman smiles still, before turning on her heel and shuffling into the hallway with a stiff gait revealing a poor hip. “Be a dear and make some more coffee, would you please? I’ll be back in a jiffy.”

Yes, this is most definitely a mistake. One for the record books, for certain. For late-night trips to bars and conversations with colleagues, while others discuss how many souls they’d swindled in exchange for peanuts, or how many first-borns they’d been pledged for things idiot humans could have gained without divine intervention. Ugh. Sometimes it all just became so pedantic that little detours like this were a blessing—happy accidents, as the humans would say.

That’s why the demon does as asked, and plods slowly into the kitchen, careful to duck low and avoid the top of the doorframe. That’s why it gingerly takes the small glass pot and empties it of old, stale coffee and carefully, so carefully, takes a measuring scoop between its claws and fills the machine with fresh grounds. It’s as the hot water is percolating that the old woman returns, her index finger wrapped tight in a series of beige bandages.

“I’m surprised you’re so tall, Todd! I haven’t seen you since you were at my hip! But your mother mails photos all the time—you do love wearing all black, don’t you?” She takes a seat at the small round table in the corner and taps the glass lid of the cake plate with quaking, unsteady, aged hands. “I was starting to think you’d never visit. Your father and I have had our disagreements, but…I am glad you’re here, dear. Would you like some cake?” Before the demon has a chance to decline, she lifts the lid and cuts a generous slice from the near-complete circle that has scarcely been touched. It smells of citrus and cream and is, as assumed earlier, soggy, oversaturated with icing.

It was made for a special occasion, for guests, but it doesn’t seem this old woman receives much company in this musty, stagnant house that smells like an antique garage that hadn’t had its dust stirred in years.

Especially not from her absentee grandson, Todd.

The demon waits until the coffee pot is full, and takes two small mugs from the counter, filling them until steam is frothing over the rims. Then, and only then, does it accept the cake and sit, with some difficulty, in a small chair at the small table. It warbles out a polite ‘thank you,’ but it doesn’t suppose the woman understands. Manners are manners regardless.

“Oh, dear, I can hardly understand. Your voice has gotten so deep, just like your grandfather’s was. That, and I do recall you have an affinity for that gravelly, screaming music. Did your voice get strained? It’s alright, dear, I’ll do the talking. You just rest up. The coffee will help soothe.”

The demon merely nods—some communication can be understood without fail—and drinks the coffee and eats the cake with a too-small fork. It’s ordinary, mushy, but delicious because of the intent behind it and the love that must have gone into its creation.

“I hope you enjoyed all of the presents I sent you. You never write back—but I am aware most people use that fancy E-mail these days. I just can’t wrap my head around it. I do wish your mom and dad would visit sometime. I know of a wonderful little café down the street we can go to. I haven’t been; I wanted to visit it with Charles, before he…well.” She falls silent in her rambling, staring into her coffee with a small, melancholy smile. “I can’t believe it’s been ten years. You never had the chance to meet him. But never mind that.” Suddenly, and with surprising speed that has the demon concerned for her well being, she moves to her feet, bracing her hands on the edge of the table. “I may as well give you your birthday present, since you’re here. What timing! I only finished it this morning. I’ll be right back.”

When she returns, the white, grey and black crocheted work with the summoning circle is bundled in her arms.  

“I found these designs in an occult book I borrowed from the library. I thought you’d like them on a nice, warm blanket to fight off the winter chill—I hope you do like it.” With gentle hands, she spreads the blanket over the demon’s broad, spiky back like a shawl, smoothing it over craggy shoulders and patting its arms affectionately. “Happy birthday, Todd, dear.”

Well, that settles it. Whoever, wherever, Todd is, he’s clearly missing out. The demon will just have to be her grandson from now on.

this is so sweet. it made me want to hug someone.

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i had to

I WOULD WATCH SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE

Okay but she takes him to the little cafe and all of the people in her town are like “What is that thing, what the hell, Anette?” and she’s like “Don’t you remember my grandson Todd?” and the entire town just has to play along because no one will tell little old Nettie that her grandson is an actual demon because this is the happiest she’s been since her husband died.

Bonus: In season 4 she makes him run for mayor and he wins

I just want to watch ‘Todd’ help her with groceries, and help her with cooking, and help her clean up the dust around the house and air it out, and fill it with spring flowers because Anette mentioned she loved hyacinth and daffodils.
 
Over the seasons her eyesight worsens, so ‘Todd’ brings a hellhound into the house to act as her seeing eye dog, and people in town are kinda terrified of this massive black brute with fur that drips like thick oil, and a mouth that can open all the way back to its chest, but ‘Honey’ likes her hard candies, and doesn’t get oil on the carpet, and when ‘Todd’ has to go back to Hell for errands, Honey will snuggle up to Anette and rest his giant head on her lap, and whuff at her pockets for butterscotch. 

Anette never gives ‘Todd’ her soul, but she gives him her heart

In season six, Anette gets sick. She spends most of the season bedridden and it becomes obvious by about midway through the season that she’s not going to make it to the end of the season. Todd spends the season travelling back and forth between the human realm and his home plane, trying hard to find something, anything that will help Anette get better, to prolong her life. He’s tried getting her to sell him her soul, but she’s just laughed, told him that he shouldn’t talk like that.

With only a few episodes left in the season Anette passes away, Todd is by her side. When the reaper comes for her Todd asks about the fate of her soul. In a dispassionate voice the reaper informs Todd that Anette spent the last few years of her life cavorting with creatures of darkness, that there can be only one fate for her. Todd refuses to accept this and he fights the reaper, eventually injuring the creature and driving it off. Knowing that Anette cannot stay in the Human Realm, and refusing to allow her spirit to be taken by another reaper, so he takes her soul in his arms. He’s done this before, when mortals have sold themselves to him. This time the soul cradled against his chest does not snuggle and fight. This time the soul held tight against him reaches out, pats him on the cheek tells him he was a good boy, and so handsome, just like his grandfather. 

Todd takes Anette back to the demon realm, holding her tight against him as he travels across the bleak and forebidding landscape; such a sharp contrast to the rosy warmth of Anette’s home. Eventually, in a far corner of his home plane, Todd finds what he is looking for. It is a place where other demons do not tread; a large boulder cracked and broken, with a gap just barely large enough for Todd to fit through. This crack, of all things, gives him pause, but Anette’s soul makes a comment about needing to get home in time to feed Honey, and Todd forces himself to pass through it. He travels in darkness for a while, before he emerges into into a light so bright that it’s blinding. His eyes adjust slowly, and he finds himself face to face with two creatures, each of them at least twice his size one of them has six wings and the head of a lion, one of them is an amorphous creature within several rings. The lion-headed one snarls at Todd, and demands that he turn back, that he has no business here. 

Todd looks down, holding Anette’s soul against his chest, he takes a deep breath, and speaks a single word, “Please.”

The two larger beings are taken aback by this. They are too used to Todd’s kind being belligerent, they consult with each other, they argue. The amorphous one seems to want to be lenient, the lion-headed one insists on being stricter. While they’re arguing Todd sneaks by them and runs as fast as he can, deeper into the brightly lit expanse. The path on which he travels begins to slope upwards, and eventually becomes a staircase. It becomes evident that each step further up the stair is more and more difficult for Todd, that it’s physically paining him to climb these stairs, but he keeps going.

They dedicate a full episode to this climb; interspersing the climb with scenes they weren’t able to show in previous seasons, Anette and Honey coming to visit Todd in the Mayor’s office, Anette and Todd playing bingo together for the first time, Anette and Todd watching their stories together in the mid afternoon, Anette falling asleep in her chair and Todd gently carrying her to bed. Anette making Todd lemonade in the summer while he’s up on the roof fixing that leak and cleaning out the rain gutters. Eventually Todd reaches the top, and all but collapses, he falls to a knee and for the first time his grip on Anette’s soul slips, and she falls away from him. Landing on the ground.

He reaches out for her, but someone gets there first. Another hand reaches out, and helps this elderly woman off the ground, helps her get to her feet. Anette gasps, it’s Charles. The pair of them throw their arms around each other. Anette tells Charles that she’s missed him so much, and she has so much to tell him. Charles nods. Todd watches a soft smile on his face. A delicate hand touches Todd’s shoulder, and pulls him easily to his feet. A figure; we never see exactly what it looks like, leans down, whispering in Todd’s ear that he’s done well, and that Anette will be well taken care of here. That she will spend an eternity with her loved ones. Todd looks back over to her, she’s surrounded by a sea of people. Todd nods, and smiles. The figure behind him tells him that while he has done good in bringing Anette here, this is not his place, and he must leave. Todd nods, he knew this would be the case.

Todd gets about six steps down the stairway before he is stopped by someone grabbing his shoulder again. He turns around, and Anette is standing behind him. She gives him a big hug and leads him back up the stairs, he should stay, she says. Get to know the family. Todd tries to tell her that he can’t stay, but she won’t hear it. She leads him up into the crowd of people and begins introducing him to long dead relatives of hers, all of whom give him skeptical looks when she introduces him as her grandson.

The mysterious figure appears next to Todd again and tells him once more he must leave, Todd opens his mouth to answer but Anette cuts him off. Nonsense, she tells the figure. IF she’s gonna stay here forever her grandson will be welcome to visit her. She and the figure stare at each other for a moment. The figure eventually sighs and looks away, the figure asks Todd if she’s always like this. Todd just shrugs and smiles, allowing Anette to lead him through a pair of pearly gates, she’s already talking about how much cake they’ll need to feed all of these relatives. 

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Originally posted by lazygirlblogging

P.S. Honey is a Good Dog and gets to go, too.

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Originally posted by kasugano

the last lines of the show:

demon: you’re not blind here – but you’re not surprised. when…?

anette: oh, toddy, don’t be silly, my biological grandson’s not twelve feet tall and doesn’t scorch the furniture when he sneezes. i’ve known for ages.

demon: then why?

anette: you wouldn’t have stayed if you weren’t lonely too.

demon: you… you don’t have to keep calling me your grandson.

anette: nonsense! adopted children are just as real. now quit sniffling, you silly boy, and let’s go bake a cake. honey, heel!

honey: W̝̽̂̿͂͝Ọ̮̹̲̪̋ͦͅO̸̘͔̬͊F̜̫͙̟͕͖̙̋ͫ͌͗

that addition is a+ :)

THE ONLY ENDING I WILL EVER ACCEPT FOR THIS

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Every time this post shows up on my dash, it gets better (and more heart wrenching. Y’all! Stop cutting the onions okay?!).

If ever don’t reblogging this, I’m either dead, dying, or buried under cat.

LISTEN I WILL SELL MY SOUL FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE THIS AN ACTUAL SHOW OKAY

Ironic^

Anybody know what that @fireandshellamari picture was?